that fuckin deathclaw mother in the quarry is scary shit. i was as far away as i could be on a hill without her disappearing due to draw distance and i shot her and she ran so fucking fast i couldnt believe it. i was dead in no time flat.
in this corner, weighing in at a astonishing 700 pounds, the terror of the wastes, the unmoveable object, the ugliest son-of-a-bitch to ever earn the title of prizefight, fang the deathclaw!
And in this corner, weighing in at 156 pounds, the wanderer of the wasteland, the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla! The man who has punched death in the face more times then he shrugged off a bullet, the courier!!!
(P.S. If you get the "Ayatollah of rock and rolla!" reference you're awesome)
The only time you will see me within 100ft of a D-Claw is when I'm aiming at it with an anti-material rifle or a fatman...or when I'm running because I accidentally got to close to the Quarry Junction area, why am I running? Here that noise, thats a vast ARMADA OF DEATHCLAWS BEHIND ME!!
I know someone who went STRAIGHT to the Quarry. You would think that a name like Deathclaw would be intimidating enough for you to go the other way around like you should, (hell, hearing about them while playing Fallout 3, I immediately searched online for the areas I should avoid). Plus, with everyone going 'That route is no good! NEST OF DEATHCLAWS! Doom! Death! Go the other way!'.
But he just went in, Leeroy Jenkins like, and I had to hold back my laughter when he consequently died in seconds and threw his controller down in rage.
You are far more LEGIT than I am my friend. I hate those goddamn Deathclaws! Every time I attempt to go into the quarry and blow the shit out of them with Annabell and a fuck ton of missiles something stupid always happens that fucks me over and I have to start the whole little fight all over again. But this! This makes me realize how uncool I am and that I must now bow down to yo skillz